Quotes of the week

• Yang itu tak payah tanya, saya akan bagi tahu bila-bila saya suka - Abdullah Badawi on the transition of power to Najib

• Nak kacau saya buat apa pulak? I know what I am supposed to do and I will do what I want to do. There is no need to disturb me - Abdullah Badawi

• I would be happy to see Umno doing well and I would be happy if the Umno people are very happy - Abdullah badawi

• But if they all cry then perhaps I will also follow them and cry, but I don’t believe I will - Abdullah Badawi
  

• Bagus, pada pandangan saya kedua-duanya serasi dan tidak bercanggah pandangan - Abdullah Badawi on Najib and Muhyiddin as new elected UMNO president and deputy president

• Juga saya hairan kenapa untuk mengira hanya 790 undi mengambil masa lebih dari enam jam? Apakah pengira undi tidak tahu kira? - Dr. Mahathir on Khairy won UMNO Youth Chief
  

Quotes of the week

• Answer me, you murderer ! - Gobindh Singh (Puchong MP)

• Najib perlu pastikan Kabinetnya bebas rasuah - Dr. Mahathir

• But my Tok Guru always told me that good and bad always come together. There is no such thing as absolute good or absolute bad. Good and bad come in pairs. - Raja Petra Kamarudin
  

• Ramai yang berkata mereka terdengar FLOP selepas bunyi FLIP - Dr. Mahathir

Quotes of the week

• The game is actually very simple indeed. It is called ‘Russian Roulette’. We load the chamber with one bullet, spin the chamber, and pull the trigger. I have pulled it and it did not fire. It just ‘clicked’. - Raja Petra Kamarudin

• Ketua Hakim sudah menjadi kemaluan besar kepada negara - Karpal Singh

• If I’ve been a good boy and my wife decides to reward me by giving me a blowjob, am I committing an offence under Section 377A of the Penal Code? - Aisehman.org on Chua Soi Lek DVD case.

• When the legendary American bank robber Willie Sutton once was asked why he robbed banks, he famously replied: "That's where the money is." - A walk down memory lane (Raja Petra Kamarudin)
  

Bila nak kahwin?

Somebody post this item at online friends-social network. Usually I ignored this kind of posting, but this one has caught my eye.

Bila nak kawin???

Di sini orang bertanya

Di sana orang menyoal

Tak kira teman mahu kenalan

Asyik-asyik itu je yang jadi bualan

Begitulah nasib orang bujang

Tak kira lelaki mahupun perempuan

Bila nak kawin???

Keluarga pun dah mula risau

Si teruna, emak bimbang jadi bujang terlajak

Si dara, ayah takut bergelar andalusia

Bila nak kawin???

Jiran turut sama menumpang tanya

Bila dijawab jodoh belum ada

Kata mereka, kita kenalah usaha

Mandi bunga salah satu caranya

Tak pun mandi ais boleh dicuba (he..he..ni cadangan pelik kawan saya)

Bila nak kawin???

Aduuuhh...aku disoal lagi

Kawin??? Nak kawin dengan sapa?

Calon pun takde.

Hah!!! Awak tu memilih sangat agaknya

Ewah-ewah sedap sungguh mulut berkata

(aku ambil tunang @ suami kau, baru padan muka)

Bila nak kawin???

Akan ku kawin jam-jam ni juga ( haa...haa... haa)

Andai memilih suami semudah bershopping di pasar malam

Atau semudah membeli VCD cetak rompak

Atau sesenang memakan twisties..(yummyyyy y)

Bila nak kawin???

Aaahhh....sungguh aku bosan

Banyak yang lain boleh jadi persoalan

Kenapa asyik itu yang dihadapkan

Apa kita nak heran

Lambat cepatnya jodoh, Allah yang tentukan.

Bila nak kawin???

Pada yang masih bujang

Biarkanlah mereka terus bertanya

Usah ditunggu letih mulut mereka (Takkan letihnya sampai bebila..)

Kalau ada jodoh, Insya-Allah takkan ke mana.

Bila nak kawin???

Pada yang asyik menanya

Usah dirisaukan jodoh orang

Jaga masjid sendiri agar tidak goyang

Lain orang lain rezekinya

Syukurlah dengan apa yang kita ada.

Quotes of the week

• When you laugh the whole world laughs with you. When you cry, you cry alone. That is a fact of life - Raja Petra Kamarudin

• I can bet you that it's something that you will find on most men's handphones - Ahmad Said (Chief Commissioner of the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency) regarding his son bringing child pornographic material into Australia.

• Perkara pertama yang saya akan lakukan selepas bersara ialah berkebun, memancing, bermain golf dan pastinya tidak membuka blog sendiri - Abdullah Badawi